PenisPatroller™ - Hilarious Penis Costume!
"Received this as a gift from a buddy of mine who swore by its comedic effect, and after wearing it to just one party I can say he was correct. Not only was I the center of attention, but everyone was also quick to ask where they can get one for themselves! It truly was a great addition to the party, and I'm sure I can pull this out whenever I need to make another hilarious appearance. Overall, its great quality, easy installation, and superb value make this an excellent choice."
- Steve LambertVancouver, Canada
Grab your Discounted PenisPatroller™ - Hilarious Penis Costume while the store LAUNCH DISCOUNT is on. Once we reach 300 unit sales, we will be increasing the price back up to $149.95 USD.
Order now because these are FLYING off shelves! Limit 4 per customer!
Are you excited to wear another boring and unoriginal costume this year?
Do you look forward to blending in with the crowd and getting zero attention?
Of course you don't. No one does. That's why it's important that you supply yourself with the very best.
And luckily for you, this costume here is both incredibly unique and absolutely hilarious.
Allow us to introduce you to the PenisPatroller, a brand new original costume that is guaranteed to allow you to stand out with the hottest look in the room.
Specifically designed to get a laugh while keeping you comfortable and mobile, this fabulous product is an essential to everyone's costume wardrobe.
Once you slip yourself into this giant willy, you'll instantly be wrapped by premium quality polyester that is built to retain its shape over time.
The additional built-in battery powered fan is designed to inflate the entire suit within just a matter of seconds.
The fan is super easy to install and allows you to maintain a firm and solid costume for up to 7 whole hours of partying.
Wear this fabulous one-piece suit to your next costume party or save it for Halloween and watch as you immediately become the source of laughter and fun.
Coming in a variety of different colors to choose from, you not only have mutiple options but you can also make sure you have the funniest and most unique costume in the room.
With this, you won't ever have to suffer the embarrassment of wearing a lame costume again.
So why settle for anything less?
Grab yourself your very own PenisPatroller and instantly transform yourself into the life of the party.
Once you receive your PenisPatroller, you’ll notice these
Made with the highest-quality fabrics and materials, you are sure to receive both extreme longevity and durability.
Equipped with a built-in battery powered fan that is strong enough to keep your suit up and inflated for up to 7 straight hours. Once installed, you can immediately inflate your suit within seconds of flipping the switch.
Beautifully designed to amaze, astound, and draw a crowd. This remarkable suit is guaranteed to make heads spin!
As a bonus, the polyester exterior is also waterproof, making this phenomenal suit impervious to even mother nature herself!
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